Person NaN

This person materialized out of utter nothingness and h̨̧̨̨̨̢̧̛̛̖̞̰̼̞͈͓͈̲̯͓̜̙͚͚͇̫͖̯̗̫͉͇̗̹̤̞̰͎̲̼̠̙̟̝̲͉͙͈̜̅̀̔͋̆̃͑̋̌̈́̅̅̿͊̊̂̇̐͐͛̈́̍̑̓̒͛̎̂̇̃͒̾͊́̍̑̅͒̃̃͗́̍̕̕͘͘͜͟͜͞e̡͈͓͕͓͓̮̭̘͓͔̼̝̼̟̠̮̗̻͔̦̰̗͓̫̞̣̮̰͙̹̫͚̦̫̹͓̳̝̮̳̙̹͉̮̓̃͛͒̽̾͋͊̋̀̿̈́͆̊̉̉̎̔͆̉͛̋̔̒̒̓̀́͂̿͛͛̆̄̓̾̉͑̿́̈̎͘̚̕͢͢͢͢͝͞͠͝͝ͅ ̧̢̨̧̛̮͍͚̥͕͉̟̭̪̼̭̗͙̞͖̮̟̮͚̞̱̯̭͕͙̪̝̳̳̘͔͖͖̤̥̳̳̬̯̇̈̂̂͒͒͛͐̍̌̓̽̍͆̑̾͛̓̌̋͐́̏͂̇̉͗̊̾̑̄̅̀̓̉̾́̋́̏̑͌͂̕̕̕͜͟͜͟͢͢͠͞͠ͅs̢̡̡͍͔̮͈̜̖̦͍̗̳̺̼̪͍̯̙̱̼̪̺͈͖͙̰̩̹̺̦̠͕͇͓͓̤̰̖̻̬̘͖͍̰̾̃͛̂̏̑̉̊́̐́̇͐͆̉͗̏͛̂̔͛̃̌̒̍̏̐̉͌͊͛̓͑̀͐̈́̑̉̌̽̒͒̒͑͗̚͜͟͝͞͡͠ͅͅͅï̢̡̢̢̢̡̛̛̯̻̹͍͕͕̞̼͎͎͖̹̖̼͓̣̹̠̮͚̣̦͙̲͚̪͕͍͕̥̜͈͕͇͎̭̮̝̰͖͐͋̈̓̅̍́̔̉͋̓̏͐͂̊̄̒̓̂̎̀͆̆̄͂̅̇̓́̉̑͌͌̊͂͗̾̐̓̕̚̚͜͟͟͜͠͠͠͡͞n̨̢̧̧̛̛͓̳̹̭͚̥̰̖͕̼͎͚̠̺̬͇͙̰̬̪̘̪̘̝͕̞̗̩͉̥̯͇̦̦͕͖̯̪̗̣̹̎̎̀̉͐̈̒̌̽̅́̃̿͌̀͛̆̍͗̀͆̎́̏̑͑̂̂̈̈́͒̈̒̐̆̄͗͑̆̒̀͘̕͟͢͢͜͡͠͝͞͞ͅn̡̨̨̡̛͎͔̞̱͖̭͎̫̠̙͚̘̦̖̜͍͎͇̜̳̗͎̪̰̲̭̘̥̖͍̲͈̱̯̻̖̬̬̼̙͉̜͈̠͊̐̎͛͐̂̎̾̈́͗̿̇́̆̐̊̾̌̑̂͗̈̓͋̿̋̑̽̈́̾̈̑́́̾̽͑̍́͗͊̋̈́͘͘͘̕͢͜͠͠e̡̡̨̛̲̩͚͎̲̰͍͓̫̙̻̭̻͔̹̩̭̼͓͙̗̫̩̲͉̫̣͚̫̘͉̠̤͙̺̞̭̼͖̝͐̌̇͌̿͗̔̀̏̑͌̓̽́̇͑͊̍̽̿̌͂͆̾̑́͛̀̈̃̇̂̈͛͛͂̌́̊̚̕̚͘̕͜͜͜͟͢͢͝͡͡͞͞ͅd̢̨̧̧̧̡̧̞͕̖̩͙̬̝̗̟̼̰͈͕̜̬̲̰̘̯̲̪̝͕͉̻̗̰͎̰͕̖̬̺̟͖̞̖̦̪̈̏͒̒̄̀͋͐͋̉̆̋̑̇͂̾̄͊͊̄̃̾͋̀̀̆̿͋̆́̆͒̉͌͗͌͂̒̈́̀͋͆̚̕͘̚̚͘̕͜͜͞ͅͅ. And that why he lost his value and is Person Not a Number now.

Person (we dont know): Alright, sin(pi) is 0, so i will go for cake.
Person 32: YOU MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THIS
Person (we dont know): NO WAIT NO-
AAAĀ͚Ã̘Á̳AĂ̠̺̾A̩̣͑̿̄͢À̟̟̘͍̈̿͠A̦̔A̖̐AA̢͆AA͔̋AĄ͎̪̫̼͕͔̆͛͆̀́͝͞Ä̡̟̙͕́̄͂̐͞ͅA̻͓̓̉AAA͒͟A̘͙̒͆Ă̡̻͔̯̪̊̅͑̋͢͝AḀ̢̫̤̎̓̑̽̃͟A̫͍̯̯̞͖͖̠͉̙͌̊̽̿̇̃͂́̂̀͢͟͡͞Ä̧̢̰͕̳̆̈̈̎A̳̤̝͇͇͚̠͉͉̭̐̂̈͋͌̅̏̕̕͘͡ͅE̗̱̰͇̠͇̊̋̌͌̍̍̿͜Ê̞̦̩̈́͡G̤̤̗͈̝̘̪̘̩͙͙̑̊̄̾̀̈́̎̅͑̅̄̅̕ͅͅE̩̱͚̟̣̺̦̜̯͍̻̺̠̩͑̌͗̅͆̏́͌̋̀̃̑̕͡H̛̠̞͇͎̖̭̫̞͚̩͔̰͂̍͛̉̋̾̋̚̚͡͞G̼̹̉͛͗͟Ę̤̭̳̟͖̓̋̈́͋͠͠G̢̻̩̲͕̰͓͂͌̆̽̈́́̈Ȟ̡͓͈͚͇̘̝͍͊̍̓̈̿̍͂̚͟͠ͅŲ͓̣̦̠͓͚͈͉̮̞̹̊̐̇̐̋̅͊̾͛̈͊̄̚ͅǴ̢̜̭͇͓́̂̊̎̕͟Ḩ̭̯̘͙̮̼̩͇̘͖͍͍̘̣͗̃̿͛̋̊̓̽̓̍́̈͊̚͟͡͠Ģ̨̣̻͔̼͙̂̏̿͋̈́͂͘Ḩ̛̱̪͔͇̫͚̖̩̳̹̠̖̘̭̭̮̹͛̾́̈̐̄͆̍͑̊̇͆̅͆̚̚͜͡͞G̟̜̲͔̣͔̾̀͗̄̌̎H͇̰̪̩͗̄̽͘H̯̗̣͓͓̹̞͇͕̹̜̳͎̝͛̌̄̏̓̓̂̅̓̈́̇͆͘͠H͓͙̹͇͉̐͌̅̕͟͠͡H̨̟̪̩͓͕̣̥͚̗͇̟͓̩̹̝͈̯͆̈́̌̑͌̀́̈̓̋̍͛̍̄̀̓͑̍͘ͅH̘͎̞͎̪͖̲̤̑̎͌̋̆̉̕̕H̡̝̪͕̙̰̤̲̫̲̰̺̮̭͎͇̔̎̊͒̀́̍́̐̓͛̆͛̚͜͟͡͝͡͡H̝̥̔̎Ḧ̛̠̦̱̭̭̦̬͈̩̩͎̞̰͓͖͇̪̖͉̰̞́̇̒̈̀̂͊̈̾̈́͛͆͌̄̉̈́̇̀͑̎̚ͅH̨̩̪̪͚͖̘͛͂̆̔͛̓̚H̨̪͇̮͇͈̝̭̰͍̜͈͛̅̄͒̓̆̈́̎̐̎͡͝Ḫ̢̛̛͔̫̲̭͓̜̠̮̭̣̹͖̦̤̩̮́̃̀̃̆̏̿͂̑͒̐̅̆͛̑̏̍̕͟͟͠ͅ

*Person (we dont know) turns into Person NaN*
Person NaN: aw man

by The person creator December 15, 2025

Person 37

Person 37 is the rival of Person 33's time travel nonsense

Person 33:bye im going to 1969
Person 37: HELL NAW
Person 37: YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT BUDDY
*Person 33 already time traveled to 1969*
Person 37: oh gosh...
*timeline breaks*
ESAELP em pleH :73 nosreP
*timeline breaks again*
Poo-poo face №37: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! THATS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poo-poo face №37: im calling PERSON 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*timeline shifts back into normal because of someone*
[phone] (this is not real)
Person 37: Hey pal, wazzup?
Person 32: Nothing much, just fixed a broken timeline
*timeline breaks again again*
type 37 diabetes: Oh no...
Person 32: What happened?
type 37 diabetes: our timeline broke again
*Person 32 fixes the timeline again*
Person 37: im pretty sure that we don't have much longer if this keeps happening
Person 32: I just need to know who does this
Person 37: It's Person 33.
Person 32: alr gtg cya gotta give him a beating lmao bye
*0.01492537313432814925373134328149253731343281492537313432814925373134328 microseconds later*
Person 33: H̡̝͓̙̲͂̿̓̓̕͢͞Ẽ̘̠̍L̨̦̲̙͉̀͆͊́͝P̨̮̳̳̝͎̍͗̉̆̆͘ ̧̨̫͎̩̯̇͛͛͒͋͠M̱̱͕͍͍͙̗̻͉͙̫̖̖̀̃̍́̊̈́̌̌͊͂͂͞͞E̹̞̦̟̙̫͕̼̱͈̎̀͆͛̄͊͛̐͂͞
Person 37: Perfect.
Person 32: S̯̦͐͗T̖̍Ơ̭͂͜P͈̺̿͗ ͇́B̭̓R̹͇̓̔Ê̢͇̲͇̫̿͑̆̐À̡̬͔͕̿̽͑K̦̯̱̎̇̓͠ͅI͈͆N̢̘͍͓̒͊́̕͡ͅG̺̅ ̧̛̜̒T̙̻̈̽Ḩ̩̿̚E̡̳̻͕̍́́̃ ̗͙̯̆͑̕T̡̞̍͌IḾ̫͇͕̈̀Ẻ̙̹̗͓̍̔̓L͈̙̹͈̋̉̈̇͜͡IN̖̯̠̓̆̀E ̜̤͌̊À̺̗̖̹̓͊́Ş̤̳̞̾̓͛̆S̗͙̳͆͛͠HO̩̾͘͜LË̪̮̘͑͛́͜

by The person creator December 16, 2025

One-Star Person

The opposite of a Five-Star rating. As often used for a hotel or restaurant, etc.. One-star is the lowest rating on the scale. Except this applies to people.

Do you see that one-star person checking in to the hotel with Walmart bag "luggage"?

by TheBirdee December 17, 2025

Person 67

the most brainrotted person. never use this im begging

Person 67: 6767 MANGO MANGO TS SO TUFF BOIIII
Person 1: what the actual fuck

by 520real December 17, 2025

Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome

When there is a little person in the back of your head that keeps making you worry about things. This is not meant to be some sort of mental condition and is instead a concept. A way of personifying your anxieties into a sort of anxiety demon. This is incredibly useful as it allows you to tell said personified anxieties, to fuck off. The acronym of this is LPITBOYHS which fits perfectly as we want all of our anxiety demons to go into a pit, from which they will never return.

I use Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome. My anxiety demon is named Kevin and I fucking hate him.

by SirWorringtonBartholomewJacobs February 26, 2023

The funniest person alive

Slimecical

Slimecical is the funniest person alive

by Amighostboo February 28, 2023

Adult Attracted Person

AAP for short. Someone with a chronophilia towards adults. This includes teleiophilia (young adults), mesophilia (middle-aged), and gerontophilia (eldery). While Adult Attracted Minors (AAMs) are AAPs, AAPs can be adults too.

I am primarily attracted to 70 year olds, despite being only 20 myself. I am am adult attracted person.

by Shugunou February 28, 2023