Old Spice

A crypto-faction originating from the United States of America that aims to spread the radical ideas of “Spicism” through any means necessary.

After infiltrating the highest echelons of the American government, Old Spice initiated a coup which ultimately granted it unlimited control over the country

by Old anew August 2, 2019

Snap Back, The Old Dusty Trail

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

17 years and 364 days old

When you get treated like a baby.

Person: I am 17 years and 364 days old.
Other person: damn bro you cooked 💀

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

by Cocknocks July 13, 2022

The Old Eliassen

When a young weeb decides to stick his penis inside the old Eliassen's earhole.

First appeared in Norwegian school Sandvika High School where a man decided he wanted to fuck the teacher.

Finna do the old Eliassen on that hoe

by Finnapullupskrt February 14, 2017

old

If a friend on discord tells you he already knows xy.

Philipp: I already knew that, its old.

by Shuttix January 29, 2025

11 Year Olds

11 year olds are in huge development normally, with girls usually starting puberty by this age. 11 is between 10 and 12, please don't make fun of them, they are just kids

11 year olds are dumb, but they are in puberty, they grow fast, so you can't say they can't be better, you were 11 once too, so why make fun of your older self?

by aPeerson February 18, 2024