Brain Pussy

A person who tries to weasel out of answering hypothetical questions.
Mike: Would you rather a guy nutted in your ass or in your mouth? Jason: stfu I would never have to choose between those options. Mike: Don't be a Brain Pussy and just answer the question.
by bitchAds March 25, 2025
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FiveM Brain

A FiveM brain is someone who is a victim of FiveM's brainrotted community, they base their personality, speech, and profiles around FiveM. They often deflect insults similar to a broken record by repeating the same insults a million times. These insults include "random" "ig" "Fuck is you talkin bout" "b4b" and "smd" along with other typical insults/slang used in the FiveM community. They also like to say "dickrider" after you insult them (which makes no sense look it up). Victims of the FiveM brain will also have a "thug" or "nyc" personality. People effected by the FiveM brain also think they're better than everyone else with inflated egos.

FiveM Brain is not just limited to speech and personality, people effected by FiveM brainrot usually like to do the following in their discord profiles. Random girls/rappers in pfp, #/# pc checks passed/failed, an egotistical/cringe comment in their bio and overuse of emojis along with "This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __"

Prolong exposure to the FiveM community can result in developing a FiveM Brain. Symptoms of FiveM Brain include, lack of critical thinking skills, underdeveloped problem solving skills, ignorance, and difficulty holding themselves up in arguments.

Note:

- The use of "ig" is relating to the use of it to deflect an insult, not responding in a normal sentence.
- Rapper/random girl pfps does not always indicate a victim of the FiveM brain, they could just be 12yo.
"I hate you thugs I can just tell by the way you speak"
Response: "Ig I'm a thug" (This is the FiveM Brain)

"No way he hit that"
Response: "Ig he's just better" (This is NOT FiveM Brain)

"Man you suck"
Response: "dont care random"
by Zpat1 December 05, 2024
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Weekend Brain

An easy way of saying when you are so ready for Friday and the weekend! Have you ever had that feeling? Well, now its simple to say when you're feeling it!
Tanya: "Urgh! I have a weekend brain! How about you?"
Whitney: "Yup, I do too!"
by HufflepuffBookworm September 24, 2020
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Brain dragger

Someone who revels in accomplishing nothing, at great mental expense. An argument that goes nowhere, save for numbing the mind of those who hear it.
by GoneJuan September 05, 2022
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Brain Fridayed

When a particularly mentally exhausting week impacts one's ability to think well, especially at work, on a Friday.
Ken Smoker said to the group "we should end the meeting now - clearly I'm Brain Fridayed."
by Master Buck February 07, 2025
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Brain Laugh

When you don’t have an audible laugh but instead just chuckle to yourself and acknowledge the joke in your head.
“Yeah sorry I thought it was funny, I just brain laughed”
by Its not seth August 08, 2021
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Stupid brain

when your brain tells you things that aren't true
"my brain is saying that I'm worthless and will never be good enough for anyone..... It must be stupid brain."
by KittyCatDes January 06, 2025
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