Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"

by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025

milk cabbage

another name for cole slaw, which is already shitty enough as it is

i hate milk cabbage

by fuck u milk cabbage August 22, 2017

milk gone bad

A way to describe a prankster.

"Watch out, he's milk gone bad."

by theworldofurbanwords October 14, 2025

Dad went for milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.

Obviously Visho never talks about his dad. His Dad went for milk and never returned

by DalitLomdi February 4, 2023

hershey's milk chocolate with almonds

goddamn im boutta bust

i think about hershey's milk chocolate with almonds while i touch myself

by Ethan_is_cool April 5, 2021

milk douche

When you’re drinking milk, you laugh and then it comes out your nose.

Last night Ried milk douched 2 times.

by Stinky1995 October 24, 2017

Milk Wives

When nagging house wives put out a bunch of useless information on the interwebs. Milking is the act of removing milk

Milking is the act of getting information out of someone even if it is not true. They are all annoying flooding threads on fb groups that are stuck on repate = Milk Wives

Annoying house wives Angela, Lindsey, Lilith, Meranda, Lexi,Sara are defined as "Milk Wives." Who only uses people, to put out false information online about the people they hate online. In various facebook groups because they are all obsessive with nothing nothing nice to say.

Defined

Milk Wife

Milk Wives
You're a Milk Wife

You're being a Milk Wife
There is too many Milk Wives on FB spamming groups

by Justin Wolfstar November 13, 2020