Get her Jersey

Getting her name and number, the two things found on a baseball jersey.

Tom saw her from across the club and was like "Cracka, I gotta get her jersey!"

by BrosefTheBroLord May 18, 2015

Wear your sports jersey to school

On October 25, Friday wear your sports jersey to school let’s see how many people play on a sports team

An example of how this is used is on October 25th wear the sport you plays jersey JUST NOT CHEER Wear your sports jersey to school

by Sporty Man/Woman October 22, 2019

hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you

hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking

by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020

parsippany New Jersey

This town is the definition of suburban h*ll. The text book definition

Parsippany New Jersey is urban hell

by Yellowfang42266 September 7, 2021

South River New Jersey

A place where you don’t even know if it’s real or not for being in central Jersey and you will find so many white boys trying to be hood or gang. The school cares more about dress code than the boys bathroom who smells like acid with shit. You can’t even talk shit in portuguese or Spanish because everyone understands.

“South River New Jersey is not even real, it’s central Jersey”

by pooppooppoop September 21, 2021

Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom

Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.

by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 8, 2022

Cast of the jersey shore

Goofy ah spastics

Have you seen the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Yeah bro, they're spastics
And Goofy Ah too!

by BADUSSYCLUSSYPUSSYSLAYER69 October 26, 2022