Ass Crackwhore

A woman with a tattoo on the small of her back, aka tramp stamp, signifying she is of a higher sexual experience, and also most likely under the use of drugs do to the hideousness of her face, and/or her body. Usually of a lower intelligence, and sometimes borderline retarded.

I was totally about to mack on some girl, when i saw the tattoo on the small of her back, and realized she was a major ass crackwhore.

by Casey Llewoh November 30, 2007

Ass race

A race that involves scooching along the ground on your ass, like a dog

"I know what this is... it's an ass race! First one to the kitchen wins!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Rats ass

What you give when you're all out of fucks to give

I don't give a rats ass

by J-bird-w May 23, 2017

Armrest Ass

A person with whom you are not acquainted who sits directly next to you in a movie theater, play theater, or other public place along these lines. They then have the audacity to stretch their arm out onto what was once your armrest, creating any incredibly uncomfortable and unenjoyable movie-going experience.

"I was super pumped to watch the new Harry Potter movie, but this armrest ass pretty much ruined it for me.

by DaFerginator November 23, 2010

de-ass

To exit a place or situation very quickly so things wont go badly.

"dude, when that girls boyfriend came home early, i had to de-ass the house!!"

by ninja foot 28 May 8, 2009

ass wrapper

A short, tight skirt that covers a girls ass like saran wrap.

John: Did you see that shit?

Coach P: Damn...she has that "ass wrapper" on so tight I might need help getting that shit off.

by Coach P July 13, 2006

microwaved ass

Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.

This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.

by proud2deviate January 24, 2004