is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable
you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7
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Get the Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry mug."You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!
I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!
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by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law mug.An unspoken law for men to abide by, they cannot go first through a door or do any action when there is a lady present. After the lady has gone, the gentleman follow.
Female 1: oh it’s ok go ahead
Male 1: oh no, ladies first.
Female 1: oh no I insist
Male 1: I cannot, it breaks the gentleman’s law.
Female 1: oh please,
Male 1: I cannot break the law, it makes all us gentlemen feel like crap.
Male 1: oh no, ladies first.
Female 1: oh no I insist
Male 1: I cannot, it breaks the gentleman’s law.
Female 1: oh please,
Male 1: I cannot break the law, it makes all us gentlemen feel like crap.
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