almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

swaggy pants

the swaggiest of people
having too much swag

lilly was a major swaggy pants for having too much swag.

by bluemarz August 10, 2021

Pants Orgies

To have orgies in a large pair of pants. Min. of 4 people.

Number 1 rule: "Just because my head isn't in there, doesn't mean you ignore me."
Number 2 rule: "No cabbage."
Number 3 rule: "Bring your own booze."
Number 4 rule: "Rules 2 and 3 were distractions. You're now pregnant."
Number 5 rule: Two people per pants leg until the pants come off then its a free for all.

Pants orgies is serious shit. WARNING! If you do not have big enough pants do not attempt. But nothing wrong with making sure the pants are snug and tight.

Do you really need one? Pants orgies is pretty damn clear.

by Amaris and Lilly October 13, 2012

pants man

Australian slang for a promiscuos male, like in Kath and Kim

Brett's a real pants man.

by getstuffedthepairofyouse April 20, 2025

pants tear

Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.

He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.

by Filth June 4, 2016

Sausage pants

Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.

Can also apply to adults.

Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!

by escyr April 15, 2022

Pantelis

Pantelis

Pantelis

by Opa124 November 24, 2021