green lantern

When you drink copious amounts of draft beer for an entire evening. In the morning when you wake up you will blow green smoke out of your ass.
"ah man that beer gave me the worst green lanterns EVER.......listen listen...."
by grandma's attic June 11, 2006
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give'r green river

Like give'r, but with a stronger meaning.
"Holy shit we've only got an hour left! No more pussyfottin' around, we gotta give'r green river!"
by Leigh Steele September 13, 2006
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Green Bottle Theory

A theory that states that any beverage (I.E. a liquid you drink) that comes packaged in a Green Bottle mixes well with anything else that comes in a Green Bottle.

Examples of things that come in Green Bottles
Sodas such as Mellow Yellow, Squirt, Sprite, Mountain Dew, and 7-Up.
Alcoholic beverages the comes in green bottles such as Heineken, Tanqueray, Midori, Hard Ciders, some Wine, and Jagermeister.
Other things such as NyQuil, some Teas, and other such things
by Prof.FankN.Stein October 11, 2011
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Green Early Gift

A child who was conceived after their parents got drunk on St. Patrick's Day, and so was born around Christmastime and constantly has their birthday forgotten.
I hate my parents for making me a green early gift.
by RLYoshi March 13, 2015
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Green Turd Day

The day after Green Beer Day, when green causes show their inevitably green consequences.
- So I took a dump this morning, and it was GREEN.
- Yup, that's Green Turd Day alright.
by Carnosaure March 6, 2010
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Green Gobby-lin

When a woman engages in oral sex with a man whilst having a green ghost drop in her mouth.
Broseph 1: 'Hey man check out my John Thomas'

Broseph 2: 'What the heck its green?!'

Broseph 1: 'Yeah she gave me a bit of a Green Gobby-lin last night'
by Hawkeye1993 January 12, 2012
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