had to eat nutella

Actually means had to jerk off to little kids

"Back. Had to eat nutella."

by sunline January 5, 2022

eat my rage

an exclamation and/or demand that fully encapsulates the male experience of ejaculating out all of the built up trauma of being molested by Goofy from Mickey Mouse. often times after this ceremony, the man wails in tears while his partner comforts him. first seen on the pornographic video showing a male releasing his rage onto Goofy as posted PornHub.

Goofy - “Awhh ha, are ya having fun?”
Man - “EAT MY RAGE!!!!!”

by Benjamin Littler July 9, 2023

Eat my tamales

Similar to "eat my shorts", but used when speaking to a Latin American. "Tamales" in this case refer to the buttocks if a male is saying it, and the breasts if a female is.

Person 1: Blah blah j*b search.. blah blah want ads... blah blah economy...
Person 2: Eat my tamales, nigga! I'm tired of you!

by A skibidigmasexual man November 16, 2025

Newspaper Eating

Initially coming from "不好吃" (bù hǎo chī, not tasty), which, when spoken quickly, sound like 报吃 (bào chī), literally means "newspaper eating". This phrase was an example of Chinese students abroad using homophones to share their true feelings about not delicious food under the circumstance that businesses are able to hide negative reviews on Google Reviews.

-"This soup is awful. How do you think?"
-"I agree with you. This is newspaper eating."

by shingwenn December 1, 2024

Eat the Stem

1.the act of eating the stem
2.the act of making one eat the stem

Patty eats the stem
Eat the pepper stem

I eat the stem

by SirDinkleMan August 25, 2021

Eating a westlake stadium hotdog

When a bald man takes a westlake band director under the bleachers and fellates him during halftime.

Dude, Nigel got caught eating a westlake stadium hotdog… people are getting fired

by Notexactlystable October 6, 2022

Eating Club

An organization for a group of foodies that get together multiple times a month to try new things, have unique dining experiences, meets new people, and support the local economy.

Syracuse, NY is the only city in the USA with an Eating Club

by theeatingclub.co January 12, 2022