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ho, sit down

expression used to stymie someone who tries, and fails desperately, to gain attention (or to look "cool," intelligent or informed) by contributing poorly or unnecessarily to a discourse.
"that bitch is so clueless... she swears she's the shit, but really, she's so far behind she thinks she's ahead."
"i know. we all went out for sushi and she starts in on one of her spiels, about the history of wasabi and where to get the most 'authentic kind,' and i was just like: 'ho, sit down'"
by bluleggero August 30, 2009
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Up-Down Shot

A two part shot, one part going down the other going up. You first snort out of the bottom nipple of a shot glass a combination of wild turkey and bacardi 151 followed by a standard shot of jack daniels. The result is a feeling never felt before of agony, excitement, and pride. Few are daring enough to accomplish the task of finishing this shot.
Up-Down Shot, snort a combination of bacardi 151 and wild turkey followed by a shot of jack daniels.
by updowner April 30, 2012
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Jammy Side Down

A way of determining if the dark lord satan is near by throwing a covering one side of a slice of toast with jam or jelly and throwing it into the air. If the toast lands Jammy side down, the dark lord is near.
*throws toast*
guy 1: Jammy side down...
guy 2: Shit
by Nokia God May 2, 2016
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Down Multi-Dimensionally

One must ascend to a godlike state of mind to even comprehend what being down multi-dimensionally is like. Until humanity is able to transcend and blink between parallel realities, witness time as a construct, being down multi-dimensionally can only be reduced to a form of horniness that is so desperate that one is willing to travel between different dimensions and realities to find anything to copulate with.

If we are ever fortunate or (unfortunate) enough to ever witness an instance of being down multi-dimensionally, it will be a level of low too mind-blowing to comprehend or explain. The average human would surely descend into madness upon witnessing someone being down multi-dimensionally, or become enlightened.

A category 5 down bad, not to be confused with category 2 down horrendous, category 3 down cataclysmic, or category 4 down universally.
"Did you hear about what happened to Timmy four years ago?"
"Yeah, didn't he claim to witness someone being down multi-dimensionally?"
"Yeah. He's been staring at that wall ever since."
Timmy: "ňØÍ˜ˆ¨˜„Œˆ¨˜Îˆ¨˜˜¨ˆ˜ÍÔ˜ßå∆˜∂ßå∂∆˜"
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
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Pike-her-down

The sexual act of forcing a female's legs up with your forearms while cocking her arms up with your hands in a missionary position proceeded by violent slam fucking (look it up).
I'd cock that bitch's legs up and pike-her-down with my hog.
by boss-shit-niggas January 22, 2014
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Roll down leg

A shot that is rumoured to be impossible in the game of football, However myth suggests that a few gifted players have crafted this talent, Usually mistaken as a mis hit shot...
The ball deflects off of a defender and falls towards the player, he lines it up for the shot and somehow magically performs the roll down leg generating immense power, it may look like a terrible attempt at a volley but dont be fooled.
by roll down September 29, 2011
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Hand-me-down

Hand-me-down in the context of talking about a girl or guy in which a friend or colleague has/wants/is with: the term is used when someone has been plunged by you and your friend is now plunging her/him.
The term shares a similar meaning to sloppy-seconds.
Person 1: I had sex with person 2 last week
Person 3: you had sex with my hand-me-down
by Urbanator5000 December 19, 2022
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