Any electronic device used to view pornographic material and masturbate (i.e., beat-off), particularly a device, such as a lap top, whose use is limited to viewing pornography and beating-off in order to avoid 1) infecting other devices with porn site viruses; and 2) situations where porn windows are left open or porn is in the search history and guests using a smart phone or household lap top will discover it.
I was working from home and saw my neighbor's hot wife bent over gardening from my office window. Instantly I had a raging titanium boner and was inspired to beat-off. So I put my work lap top away, grabbed my beat box, and commenced a solid 52 minute jerk session.
by B Wilbur Dee August 28, 2015
Get the Beat Box mug.A computer usually a laptop(very expensive); with state of the art configuration. It is usually given to geeks working for tech companies
The beef box beefbox I got from work is FAST; now I don't get to browse the while waiting for a program to open.
by geekarus December 24, 2011
Get the beef box mug.When a man sticks his penis through the hole of a box and a woman opens it as a present for her birthday or another holiday.
by Grandmanumnums April 22, 2017
Get the Glory box mug.A mishearing of chickenpox (varicella), a viral illness characterized by a very itchy red rash. Commonly heard in South Wales, in particular Llanelli.
Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.
Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
Get the chicken box mug.When the tip of the penis pokes the entrance to the vagina (meant to be enticing). This process continues momentarily until the penis decides to make forcefull penetration.
by candykane January 26, 2009
Get the jack in the box mug.A helpful lad, who's always good at telling you what part of the latest trend you've failed to follow. He's always letting you know about cool new sexual apparatuses that never even existed before his beyotch read about them in cosmo. He's well versed in all the fresh urban lingo so he's great to have at the club to stop you from potentially making an ass of yourself. He may appear to be stern or short-tempered when correcting your mistakes but he only expects of you what he expects of himself.
Box Guy: You're not going to the club like that? We need to get you some hoop earings.
Lise: How about these silver ones my grandma gave me.
Box Guy: No way, think bigger.
Lise: Right, sorry.
Box Guy: Do you have a vagina pager, all the girls have those.
Lise: What kind of knob do you think I am?
Box Guy: No, no, no, don't say that in public. It's pronounced n00b.
Lise: Touche.
Lise: How about these silver ones my grandma gave me.
Box Guy: No way, think bigger.
Lise: Right, sorry.
Box Guy: Do you have a vagina pager, all the girls have those.
Lise: What kind of knob do you think I am?
Box Guy: No, no, no, don't say that in public. It's pronounced n00b.
Lise: Touche.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010
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A girl who is drop dead gorgeous awaiting love inside a box.
A girl who is drop dead gorgeous awaiting love inside a box.
Person 1: Danielle is such a dern box!
Person 2: I know!! She is hiding inside a box right now
Person 1: She's adorable :)
Person 2: I know!! She is hiding inside a box right now
Person 1: She's adorable :)
by ShawtyWhatsYourName November 29, 2009
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