Chocolate Jelly Bean

the sexual act of covering a woman’s clitoris in shit, and then complaining about the smell.

“She came over and I gave her the chocolate jelly bean.”

Chocolate Jelly Bean by ilovejellybeans1234 April 5, 2026

go face down on a bean bag 

when you have a lot of feelings that need to be released

After watching yoongi hip thrusting videos I like to go face down on a bean bag

go face down on a bean bag by belcher.tina November 18, 2019

go face down on a bean bag 

flicking the bean

after watching y****gi hip thrusting videos i go face down on a bean bag in my room alone

go face down on a bean bag by belcher.tina November 18, 2019

johnathan dick small like a bean 

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

johnathan dick small like a bean by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

Mr. Bean 

His hobbies are eating babies, twerking, and selling illegal beans

Baby: *cries*
Mr. Bean: Yum!!

Mr. Bean by SpiderGamer_17 November 5, 2019

Mr. Bean 

The guy from the Mr. Bean movies.

Mr. Bean just pulled out two automatic pistols that looked like movie props and started shooting at him, that actually wasn't funny.

Mr. Bean by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021

Mr. Bean 

For the people that like a good joke but wonder how funny is this when a crook that looks like Mr. Bean puts a knife to their throat, that isn't the most hilarious thing that could happen to somebody. A Mr. Bean lookalike with the same menacing look hovering over somebody with the twin movie prop mini uzis is funnier than that actually.

Mr. Bean was not a gentleman in that movie, he was a bad seed.

Mr. Bean by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021