by Austin Adam January 18, 2009

Used in reference of some one or some thing that is being or is stupid.
This is not to be confused for "As dumb as a box of rocks." or "soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit."
This is not to be confused for "As dumb as a box of rocks." or "soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit."
Man your as smart as a bag of hammers.
Thats as dumb as a bag of hammers.
The cheerleader is as soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit.
Thats as dumb as a bag of hammers.
The cheerleader is as soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit.
by ShuaM75 October 30, 2007

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

by JoeBro20109 June 15, 2010

Some one who is exceptionally rude. A liar, a cheater, and completely inconsiderate. A combination of jerk and douche bag.
S.a.o: So he cheated on me, is married and has two kids that he lied to me about!
K.m.r: OMG! He is such a jerk bag!
K.m.r: OMG! He is such a jerk bag!
by little miss lou February 22, 2010

by Tux B December 21, 2008

When someone is as terrible as Mark Zuckerberg. Since neither the heterosexual nor homosexual communities want him a new slur had to be formed to express how awful he is
Guy 1: "Hey guys get the hell out of here, you're being a bunch of Z-Bags"
Guy 2: "WHOOOOAAAAAAA! Dude toooooo far....." *silently sobs*
Guy 2: "WHOOOOAAAAAAA! Dude toooooo far....." *silently sobs*
by The Chanks September 21, 2011
