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the holy jesus

for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus
oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus
by anal*smear August 21, 2008
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Jesus

"Jesus is my lord and savior"
"Mine too bro, thanks be to god"
"Amen"
by poopsock. March 31, 2022
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Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore
Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD
by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022
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Western Jesus

A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.
Jake: He’s acting like a Western Jesus.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Jesus Goodbye

When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
by SausageTunnel March 31, 2024
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Green Jesus

Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...
'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'
by otismakesmusic March 10, 2023
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Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad

He is very un intelligent but really smart. He's a nice person and he's autistic with us. He's short, Mexican, and says stuff out of no where
Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 5, 2023
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