double barrel brown bear

When a girl drops an AC Slater while giving a blumpkin to a guy taking an upper decker

Nick got a double barrel brown bear from Jessica last night

by Landers Nodi September 21, 2013

macey boo boo bear

Macey Boo Boo Bear is an amazing best friend. She will always be there when you need her and love and care for her friends.

Macey Boo Boo Bear is an amazing best friend.

by bitchafraid November 23, 2020

cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.

I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.

by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014

Does a bear shit in the woods?

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"

by Max and Stevens December 21, 2011

man bear gummy

A man bear gummy is a unique type of human/bear/thingy. He is like a human sandwich except he tastes very sweet. These types human are very rare in nature to this day. So if you ever meet a man bear gummy in the forest/your room/bathroom do not hesitate he is very tasty.

Bob: DUDE....

Alien: What now bob?
Bob: i just saw a.....MAN BEAR GUMMY....
Alien: OMFG REALLY!?!?!?
Bob: yes i just said i saw it in your room under your bed...
Alien: NOOOOOOOO not the sacred bed
(Alien runs over to bed)
(Alien smells around)
Alien: DID YOU JUST TAKE A DUMP!?!?
Bob: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MAN BEAR GUMMY FART!!

by the gummy man April 12, 2010

polar bear head

A blowjob with cold hands and lots of teeth.

I got polar bear head last night, it wasn't that great.
I hear Katie gives polar bear head.

by Redditor12 February 19, 2014

Fergie Killed a bear with a knife

A white redneck Cod4 player killed a 3 ton brown grizzly bear with a knife in colorado in 1969.
Ryan Ferguson is a beast that hates takin pills and goes insane on the weekends

I killed a bear with a "Fergie Killed a bear with a knife."

Dude did you see him kill that bear?
Y dude he fergied the bear

by chod69 February 22, 2008