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Gears Of War 2

The equivalent to watching a puppy put into a meat grinder while somebody saws off your penis and or shoves a flaming dildo in your vagina. With its shitty game play, over powered host, many glitches, and inhabited by a swarm of fat 9 year olds who act tough over xbox to make up for their mediocre real lives, the player is guaranteed to feel strong urges of suicide or inflict massive amounts of self mutilation upon ones self.
Epic Games Intercom: Alright guys, so now that we've all joined the Nazi Alliance lets create a game that will rip America apart from the inside.... GEARS OF WAR 2

"After Game Release"

Gamer 1: omg im so happy for this game... (3 hrs later)... MY FUCKIN EYES OMFG AHHH!!!! must... end... it... "gun shot"

9 year old gamer: FuCk U NuBs!!! ChAiNsAw!!! I FuCkEd Ur MoM!!! I LoVe NaZi'S!!! GeT Me MoRe CuRLY FrIeS MoM!!!!
by Enatap Ynohtna February 17, 2010
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2 cent ho

1) A girl that you would rate a 2 out of a 10.
2) A girl that instead of being a dime is worth 2 cents.
Joey don't be bringin no drunk ass 2 cents hos up here with you.
Man, I wouldn't touch that 2 cent ho if you payed my ass.
by J Reeze April 9, 2006
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half-life 2

a game that people whine about, for some totally unknown reason. the game has been delayed yet only once. like all other game in the world. (and if the game will never be released, how can you buy it after 30 years?) the game will rock. simply. just get the whiner off (who will play the game anyways)
by chair May 18, 2004
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big 2-O

the precise moment when an individual turns 20 years old. Also, the instant when he/she is so drunk at their 20th birthday that the whole world could blow up and the party would just miraculously go on!
wooooh! it's the big 2-O baby! i'm so drunk wooooo! come herr girl...
by venusflytrap January 15, 2005
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Web 2.D'oh!

Used to describe 1) a failed Web 2.0 company or 2) a poor implementation of a successful Web 2.0 service
1) That Web 2.D'oh! company provided a calendar that you can share. Like we really needed another one of those. Sorry but a glossy logo can't turn a bad idea into a goldmine.

2) Did you see that company added a twitter feed to their site? Talk about a Web 2.D'oh! implementation. The only people following it are the other employees and that's probably because they are forced to.
by beta_grinder April 3, 2011
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Sars-cov-2

Sars-Cov-2 a viral respiratory virus that causes covid-19 (Coronavirus)
DUDE I TESTED POSITIVE FOR SARS-COV-2
by Alex Hearld May 4, 2020
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season 2 angle

A phrase that refers to an old joke. The "Season" depends on the year of high school or college. For example, "Season 1" refers to one's Freshmen year while "Season 2" represents the Sophomore year. The term "angle," mostly used in a media-based context, refers to the direction a particular joke utilizes.
Davo: Hey, I'm out of ideas; can't we just make fun of Dan the Man's buggil dash?
Pumster: Nah, that's more of a Season 2 angle.
by HugeBreasticle May 15, 2005
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