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No U

Something a Virgin enjoys saying on a day-to-day basis because they think it’s cool
Jack: You’re so annoying
Tim: No U
Jack: Stfu Fortnite Kid
by Daddy1407 December 11, 2020
mugGet the No Umug.

grogh u sev tsav

An Armenian expression of an outburst of anger or curse directed at an annoying or annoying person.
Grogh means "a writer" / u means "and" / sev tsav means "black pain"
- Hey, idiot!
- Grogh u sev tsav!!!
by grogh June 10, 2022
mugGet the grogh u sev tsavmug.

No-U

RIGHT! I'M the solipsist! Isn't that weird? How I'M glue and everyone else is rubber so everything I say bounces right off them and sticks to me.

Hym "Really. With 100% accuracy. Everything I say. Watch: 'You're the greatest mind the world has ever seen!' "

A retard "No-U! You are!"

Hym "See!? It's every single thing I say! 'The sky is blue!' "

A retard "No, YOU'RE blue!"

Hym "You're being stalked and harassed perpetually!"

A retard "No, You're being stalked and harassed."

Hym "It's literally everything. And for what? Because 'I can't KNOW that the guy who promised you immortality in the form of an incest cult was lying so I need to show some epistemic humility!' Or 'I should feel more bad for women because they had to fuck guys they didn't want to instead of having to carry thing perpetually for the guy who fucked them and have their existence harvested out from underneath them?' Or, wait, because 'Retard shouldn't have to do the thing we want you to do.' It's fucking ridiculous.
You see it now, right? You see the thing you're actively doing to me why people are murdering your kids right? You're not going to get the guns. They need the guns to protect THEIR kids and are NEVER going to give them up. You're only option is to stop doing shit like this but you won't because it means you won't be able to have dominion over the lives of every person whose existence you're aware of! You won't be able to infest their lives like the fucking plague you are. Look at the balloon pop guy! By virtue of (simply) being aware of his existence, people took it upon themselves to claim dominion over his life and get his job taken away."

A retard "I wasn't me specifically though!"

Hym "Silence is violence, bitch. You don't actually believe any of the shit you say. You're not effect proponents of your own ideas."

A retard "No-U!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
mugGet the No-Umug.

U style

This definition means “your lying” or when you say something and the person doesn’t believe you.
Him: do you miss me ?
Me: no , no I don’t miss you.
Him: you style.
by slanghelper202 March 4, 2023
mugGet the U stylemug.

are u even able

"bro are u even able"

"wdym"
"ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK"
by a pedophile123456 April 20, 2021
mugGet the are u even ablemug.

U

U are boring
by Lil default October 13, 2021
mugGet the Umug.

i hate u

when an egirl with mixed signals expresses her feelings towards someone on the internet
king julian: is that all? don't you have something to say
egirl: other than the fact that i hate u, no, i don't have something to say.
by chloe burbank March 13, 2022
mugGet the i hate umug.

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