by abcde4 May 21, 2019
Get the Chrismug. The thiccest boi on all the earth. fat ass with a tiny weiner. Needs to shave that unibrow and needs to stop fucking his brother cousin uncle mom aunt step dad relatives. Also has a really bad barber
by chriscarrisfat April 11, 2017
Get the chris carrmug. 
When you drink Malibu and throw up on and then proceed to strip naked and run through the house punching other party members and screaming racial slurs at them.
by Chris_Mcbride November 8, 2022
Get the Chris modemug. A smart individual who can get a lot of girls if he wanted
His a chill dude with more friends then foe
His best friends name usually starts with a C to I don't know why it's just common
People ask him for advice for girls and nobody else
His a chill dude with more friends then foe
His best friends name usually starts with a C to I don't know why it's just common
People ask him for advice for girls and nobody else
by Thatkyd you can't handle October 24, 2017
Get the Chrismug. The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame
by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018
Get the chris christie expressmug. Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.
Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris
by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023
Get the Chrismug.