lesbian midget porn

The thing you put on for little five year olds while babysitting.

Babysitter: What do kids watch nowadays?
Mom: Lesbian midget porn

by anonymous November 19, 2022

Flag

Get the lesbian midget porn mug.

Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.

Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.

by BobBoxx November 20, 2022

Flag

Get the Comfort Porn mug.

porn

what you watch when yo have sex

thats some good PORN

by dkeljkdlffmgfdlhkgfscjfpgsdklf November 25, 2022

Flag

Get the porn mug.

a phrase i came up with, used to describe satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn. for example, going to watch porn but having a bad taste in your mouth distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. when you have no distracting residual tastes in your mouth, thats porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower feeling clean and bacteria-less, or having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.

me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some onion: damn it, that’s not porn mouth.

by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022

Flag

Get the porn mouth mug.

porn mouth

a phrase i came up with to describe having satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn/masturbating. for example, masturbating but having a bad taste in your mouth to distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. however, having no distracting residual tastes in your mouth would be porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower clean and bacteria-less, having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.

me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some sour cream pringles: damn it, i can’t do this, this isn’t porn mouth.

by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022

Flag