The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.
by Pete442 June 11, 2018
Get the Waterproof pantsmug. 1. A humanoid growth that pretrudes profusely within the pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.
Every time Sam sees a hot girl he has to work to hide his pants schnoz.
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"
by loffdawg November 5, 2013
Get the pants schnozmug. the most hurtful and offensive insult that can be used against anyone. is known to be banned in several countries
by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023
Get the poopy pantsmug. An extremely wet and sloppy vagina caused by a woman's arousal to masculine energy. A condition causing a woman's crotch to become soggy and wet like a rice patty and smell like old homeless urine requiring a change of clothes and shower to correct. See also fujita - pants. Fujita pants, the preparation for a squirting wet rice patty vagina
The Nurse Doctor was such a horny slut. She touched my hand and squirted full Fujita!!. My ex-girlfriend has the same problem that's why she brings fujita-pants with her everywhere knowing that she is going to soak through her panties whenever she gets close to me.
by Dr.ChelseaMFujita June 24, 2025
Get the fujita-pantsmug. X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)
And something embarrassing happened
X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)
And something embarrassing happened
X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?
by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022
Get the Testosterone in my pantsmug. vaquitas
by TheMiner1212 March 20, 2022
Get the Rick Astley's pantsmug. 