hooded penis

An uncircumcised penis that looks like it has a hood on.

Randy: Did you see Jacob today in the locker room?

Newman: Yeah, it looks like hes got the ole' hooded penis.

by NEW YORK 23 May 31, 2009

human penis

you

you are a human penis

by some_fucker December 13, 2016

Burnt Penis

When ur penis has been burned!

Damn man u have a burnt penis.

by Polish Rob December 7, 2003

penis pusher

when a girl gets a guy to like her, then pushes him away and moves on

Maggie liked Dan, and he liked her, but she decided to be a penis pusher and like Ted instead.

by smmog January 5, 2007

penis hair

The consequence of using hair gel that your brother earlier stuck his penis in to replicate the sensation of sexual intercourse

Oh man, I cannot believe you stuck your penis in my hair gel, oh great, now I have penis hair

by Dave Budd September 30, 2007

penis hoodie

the hoodie covering the head of your weenie so that when it rains your weenie isn't even aware of it and it feels good when it slides back and forth : )

i envy my weenie on rainy days because it never forgets his hoodie at home like i do, darn!...penis hoodie

by G.Davis May 5, 2008

Penis Fetish

The act of enjoying penis and denying the fact that you are gay.

"Hay I think Tom has a major penis fetish. He was all over Jared the other day."

by BigNigachu July 23, 2020