meat and two bean combo

A man's genitalia referring to his package and sack.

I hit her with the meat and two bean combo.

by SpokaneDeezy January 17, 2008

Baked Bean head

A ginger headed brummy girl.

ha ha ha look at that baked bean head!

she has head like an actual baked bean!

by slagabag August 19, 2011

Vanilla Bean Speck

The illest rapper ever to emerge from the mean streets of Santa Rosa, CA.

-Yo, did you listen to that new Vanilla Bean Speck album?

-Yeah, dawg, that was some dope shit.

by Nilla Bean June 9, 2009

you just got beaned

Getting beaned is the equivalent of getting played.

Duuuuude, did you hear
What?
You just got beaned by a girl
Whoooaaaaaa shit

by SNAAAAAAAAAKE June 16, 2017

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the clitoris

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."

by Andy October 6, 2004

bean dip on my cracker

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

by Kayl April 22, 2008

Tossing The One Bean Salad

1. Manual stimulation of the female clitoris. Most frequently an act of self-indulgence, although some consider "The Toss" to be a normal activity during sexual encounters Third Base.

Dude... I was walking past your Mom's room and she was flat on her back "Tossing The One Bean Salad"!!!

by Boogie D October 12, 2011