Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.
Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?
by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023
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Top Mobber

A person who does not sleep and stays up all night until sunrise almost every night.
Yo, shawty is a Top Mobber. She ain’t been to sleep in days.
by babythaya856 November 12, 2021
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Top Five Vibes

When you vibe to hard. You make top ten
This cat kinda chill tho😯 he made the Top Five Vibes
by JewishMeister November 06, 2019
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granola top

Shannon look at the granola top standing by the bar.
by Yougaybastard March 28, 2020
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mom top

a garment for the upper body cut to show the stomach made of cotton or a similar fabric, with a collar and sleeves, an item of clothing a mother would wear
OMG did you you see Natasha wearing that mom top today?!

YASSSSSS she flexingggggg
by guccimatt August 27, 2018
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Top mommy

The dominate lesbian who gets pussy eaten before she eats pussy you mess with this bitch she gonna make you eat her until she orgasms
She my top mommy (l) 👅
by Big daddy 1074 October 07, 2016
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High topped

High topped is when you feel wayyy too overamped on crank. Usually happens when you’re chasing the dragon or taking large hits one after the other. Characterized by darting eyes, frozen mouth, barely moving, lizard like behavior, or rarely even sudden bouts of psychosis. Not to be confused with a meth overdose.
“Bro, what’s wrong?”

HOLD THE PHONE! I’m fucking high topped right now, I need to go for a walk!”
by Asriel___LOVER June 14, 2025
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