jesus rips

The rips you get from what you thought was a dead cartridge or disposable vape after they have been sitting around for a while.

“I had about 10 empty carts in my drawer and got lucky with some Jesus rips and got baked.”

by Big egg unit April 8, 2021

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Jesus would be an army

The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.

Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.

by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020

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Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.

After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”

by Deckard253x May 20, 2020

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by porcelain black is hot May 25, 2022

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jesus pur

1. A person who loves to PK in the game of Runescape. | 2. Having a full friends list. | 3. #kool ftw. | 4. Someone who loves to play Zelda. | 5. To know where your front door is.

Guy 1 "Wow! He has been playing Ocarina of Time all day!" Guy 2 "Yea, hes such a jesus pur."

by Turglow June 23, 2010

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