K-69

When you and a dog are fighting naked, and you are both biting each others dicks, waiting for one to let go first.

I saw an Alsatian and a hobo K-69ing over a half eaten steak.

by ND6 June 2, 2024

K-Dotted

To be humbled, embarrassed, or exposed in some way for the world to see.

"Did you hear what happened to Aubrey? Bro got k-dotted by Calvin last weekend at the party"

by NotA69God May 21, 2024

k.

k. is used in a text an abbreviation of okay. normally used by lazy or bad spellers.When the period in at the end it means you are mad of annoyed and just want to leave the conversation.

Mom: clean you room and make dinner, you have a hour.
You: k.

by A...S August 28, 2019

Solo K-hole

When one is by him/her/they/themself taking ketamine and goes into a state of paralysis.

Matthew Perry pulled a solo k-hole in a hot tub. Bye bye

by Beansey December 15, 2023

k-mari

K-Mari is an amazing, sweet guy. He is always nice. He makes sure that you are okay any day. He writes poem very well. Most of the boys and some girls are his friends which he is friendly. K-Mari will call himself a need and will always look out for you. Whether he like you or not. He is very handsome, cute and has an amazing personality. If he isn't bilingual, he knows some other language. He isn't too short or too tall. He is perfect. If you ever get an k-Mari to yourself. Be Happy.

K-Mari, you know very well.. you are very talented kid.

by Arila's lounge November 23, 2021

Tony K

A uncontrollable boner,

Man, did you see that guy at the pool? He had a Raging Tony K!

by Thumbs McGee January 27, 2023

faux k

Fake okay.
An answer to "How are you doing?"
Sounds like "I'm okay", means I am not okay but I am faking it.

It's 2020 and your friend asks how you are doing.
Rather than explain the dumpster fire of anxiety, simply say "I'm faux k" and carry on.

by BettieRage12 August 21, 2020