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Lightning Juice 

The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip
Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*
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Troll Juice 

"I'm getting some troll juice on my face tonight"
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eyeball juice 

when your eyeball is wet
taste --> salty
can be black sometimes #emo
* Wanna drink my eyeball juice?
- idk bro wtf is eyeballjuice?
* brooooo you dont know what eyeballjuice is? (shocked face emoji) loser! (middle finger emoji) just drink the liquid!

-lemme drink ( drinks the eyeballjuice wetness shit)
*and?
- brooooooooooooooo... your eyeballjuice wetness is so good mmmm! can i buy your eyeball? pweaseeeeeeeeeee (that begging to be railed emoji)
* broooooo you can have it for free. (takes eyeball out of his head and gives it to him)
-thnx broooooooooooo
*np brooooooooooo

church juice 

Church juice is cranberry juice cut by half water, the origin for church juice is

- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!

Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN
“Man I could go for some church juice in a styrofoam cup rn”

tomato juice

when a transgender male has his period, it is called tomato juice.
"Yeah, I just got my tomato juice.." 👦 says.
tomato juice by mr fooky funk July 17, 2021

Ham Juice 

Wtf kind of name is that?? Tho I can say the same for mines since it FuvkS0aps.
Ham Juice by FuvkS0aps July 23, 2021

Sad Juice 

1. A "meme term" which is exactly what it sounds like

2. A way of paying respects to Jarad "Juice Wrld" Higgins, who died from a drug overdose in December 2019, despite the fact that he did it on purpose so he wouldn't get arrested for possession of illegal drugs. Yeah.
Today has been a really sad day, I need my sad juice.