Dylan Jacob

Best rapper ever better than snoop dog

Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.

by Jackitychan September 21, 2018

Joe Jacob

A little boy who plays fortnite and calls every single living thing the N-word. Loves hentai, but will try to deny it for odd reasons. Also worships xxxtentacion like a god because he can relate to him. Like every other kid.

Guy 1: Bruh my grandma died last night. I’m so sad.
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob

by Adrian 666 January 3, 2019

ryan jacobson

Ryan Jacobson dunks on Kawhi Leonard and Ashton.

OMG Ryan Jacobson just ended Ashton’s career.

by Ryanj123456789 June 20, 2019

Taylor Jacobs

He is a very short tempered person. He is very good at sports and likes to hang out with his mates. Although he might not be as smart as everyone he has a very big heart. He can get aggressive sometimes but he tends to make up for it. He has wild hair and always dresses up formally. He Taylor Jacobs tend to be very tall. He Taylor Jacobs might do things to fit in. He can also act gay in a friends way.

Holy shit, he is a Taylor Jacobs!

by Butterscotch Stephan July 15, 2019

Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

Olly Jacobs

An Olly Jacobs is a person who is admired by his peers for being such a rebel in everyday life.

Your so cool your such an olly jacobs

by OllyJ1 April 6, 2019

full jacobson

When you arrive to the bar to get multiple $0.25 and $0.50 you call its during their happy hour of the worst rum and coke, then realize 26 shots later its time to drive home. On the drive home you crash into a neighborhood complex sign and that's when you'll realize you've hit full jacobson.

Pat: Woah dood, you see tom last night?

Dekis: Yeah dood, he went full jacobson stoop

by Eric Bentley August 21, 2019