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Brain Titties

She so smart; them brain titties get me rock hard
by Jabjabwolf November 23, 2015
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chocolate brain shake

This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!
Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.
by natural born kaners December 25, 2009
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Brain Mushroomed

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)
Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.
by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021
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Coov-Brain

Also known as just: 'COVID Brain':
(informal): Refers to people that have brain damage/impairments after being blindly complicit for months; perhaps years during the events of COVID; namely referring to those whom are OVER-vaccinated that's caused multiple health physical & mental health issues (including death).
"The boy's mother was always a drug addict, and 'Coov-Brain' is ultimately what ended her tragic life of sex, drugs, partying, and whoring herself out to 5 different men a night on average to afford the life-saving treatment her son needed. Her son never did get the treatment, so it wasn't long after his mother's death, that his own life fell through the cracks."
by Kazaminator January 10, 2024
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Blast someone's brains out

When you shoot someone in the head, fracturing their skull, causing their disfigured brains to fly out of the skull of their dead bodies.
Fred wants to blast someone's brains out if someone called him gay again.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 8, 2022
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small brain genius

you're dumb but you do something smart for once
that dude over there is a small brain genius, he accidentally poured some substance into whatever tf that is and created it into a new material.he is getting the nobel peace prize rn
by RadicalMuffin December 6, 2020
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Brain traffic

Noun. A state of mind or condion that one may experience when a brains thought process cannot power down for a much-needed rest or sleep peiod. Typically occurs when one's body is flooded with excitement or worry before a big day the night before, restlessness caused by lack of sleep or anxiety.
"Roger tossed & turned not being able to get comfortable because the BRAIN TRAFFIC would not ease up."
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* December 25, 2023
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