A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog
Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.
by Tokenship March 12, 2024
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A team that is in the western conference and are absolutely horrible with the only good players being Trayce Jackson-Davis, Jonathan Kuminga, and Stephen Curry. Klay Thompson is terrible, Draymond Green has 150 techs, making him qualify for the UFC probably, and they need a roster update. Brandin Podziemski is only a rookie and is not good. They only acquired Pat Spencer to let him play like 6 games.
by skibidibasketballfan March 21, 2024
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