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college wife

A girl who is "married" to a college frat. She does many requests given from him (usually sexual) in return for and endless supply of free alcohol at parties. There are many rules that go along. One of which is that a frat can have as many "wives" as he pleases, however a girl cannot have a college husband. Very sexist and implies the ideals of patriarchy.
I made a booty call to my second college wife last night at 3AM. I guess she values free alcohol over sleep.
by KasYie March 14, 2017
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colleen

a stupid jidiot. a girl who makes up her own language and speaks it all day making everyone annoyed at her. a girl who is overly obnoxious and idiotic.
friend 1 - hey do you know that girl?
friend 2 - yeah her name is colleen
friend 3 - she's such a stupid jidiot
by chickaboo July 2, 2009
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college basketball

Super good base for going to NBA afterwards...

LOOK AT LeBron James #23 ! ! !
He has a Nike Contract of 100million$
I mean dude!! Let's all play ball, and get into college, the rest is up to you :)

(too bad i live in belgium and there is no college Bballin :( )
Person X : yo did you see James slam it home yesterday?
Person Y: Fo Sure!! I'm bound to be drafted next season by NBA
Person X: NO way man, where can i sign up for college basketball?
Person Y: *sigh*
by G G G G G G August 17, 2006
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CollegeKrew

a designer College brand of t-shirts, headgear and various apparel that inspires and motivates through fashion.
CollegeKrew is an inspirational and motivational t-shirts and headgear brand.
by André Wallace January 5, 2005
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colesabados

an extrmely annoying person
person 1: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

person2: god your such a colesabados
by dasfl;'sfad January 16, 2010
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college creampie

The act of getting the new rush girls wasted and then taking them back to your frat house to take turns cream-pieing them and whoever gets her pregnant wins $20.
Hey lets college creampie this new freshman.
Sure sounds fun cant wait to get $20.
by GudMemes July 9, 2017
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Plan Collector

A Person who works extensively with a Cruise Director (a/k/a Social Planner) to find out his/her group's social plans, but does not, and never intended to, actually participate. Generally does this simultaneously with many different Cruise Directors to ensure his/her being included in several concurrent events.

The Plan Collector may run an internal algorithm to determine the "most fun" event, and go with that, or simply do nothing, resting assured that they could have done "something". May resurface, possibly years later, to ask how it went, and get details of the next event. Long term use of collected plan data is unknown and suspicious.

Etymology: coined by Cindy (2005), details contributed by Scott

Synonyms: Census Taker (coined by Scott)
Don't worry about Bob, he's a Plan Collector and won't actually join us.
by JaimeG July 21, 2007
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