Chris

Bandwagon name share on Instagram vibe like the rest. Only thing you have a small car and big boto.

Lemme post this name share Chris at Kaena Point on my bike ride hike, without killing native fauna or bees.

by pohukainacave November 22, 2021

Chris

Chris is an amazing boy, generally does alot of boxing, and any girl is lucky to date him, but in this case that lucky girl is Jo. Chris is romantic and loves going on dates.

Jo: Chris will you go out with me? Chris: Yes

by jaquincelover February 6, 2019

chris

the biggest jrotc kid you'll ever meet. most likely a head pushed. a little bit of everything bad.

someone: "wow that kids really annoying and hates women"
someone else: "i bet thats a chris"

by jrotchater69 October 27, 2020

Chris Noyes

The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.

Goddamnit it’s that retard Chris Noyes. He fucking sucks.

by Not here? March 10, 2020

Frat Chris

a college fraternity that one person is.

frat chris is life

by fredo santana is 🔥🔥🔥 June 1, 2015

Chris

A very handsome and caring man that hates women periods with a passion. He also know how to treat a female very good and is great at cuddling. He makes a female feel amazing once about everything and gives everyone around him in a great mood. He is the best man for you so give him a chance!! (Hmu;))

Chris makes me feel special and treats me better than anyone else has ever.

by spvxz April 18, 2025

Chris

A small bitch of a man who would try and beat his girlfriend.

Did you know that he tried to Chris his girlfriend

by Ihatefatpeople69 March 7, 2024