Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
this is a distress call please help November just came to my house and put me in a sack full of rapper memorabilia and threw me inside of a Gorillaz fan page please help
by psychoBBY November 06, 2022
when you see a person who's into you but you don't like try to come talk to you
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(different high pitched frequencies are key)
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(different high pitched frequencies are key)
by nohateonlyloveguysdontworry April 18, 2019
by HelloTheOG February 19, 2024
THE DEEP IS CALLING THE DEEP IS CALLING THE DEEP IS CALLING
by THE DEEP IS CALLING March 28, 2024
A condescending, moderate, tone that is used by insecure brown nose employees who believe they are better than the rest of the team. Similar to an NPR host.
by Nobodynose2746 February 05, 2019
An exchange of recipes, usually between two females. A ridiculous practice seeing as though women will forget that they asked for the recipe and never make the food in question.
by Chiefsr April 15, 2018