You know that one game that every 60 year old child moelester plays o get some crispy toes. Oh also where there’s tents everywhere cause everyone camps. Wait, also the second you spawn the whole us army is up your ass trying to kill you.
Person 1 (jimmy):call of duty is gay
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
by Toesucker112 February 12, 2020
Get the Call of dutymug. A Brazilian phone call: “I want to lay the side of my face on your cheek and communicate with you through your butthole.”
by JayeKaye October 6, 2025
Get the Brazilian phone callmug. g: i call it a rug, rhymed with grug
g; i call it nazi germany, rhymed with grug
g; i call it a drug, rhymes with grug
g; i call it nazi germany, rhymed with grug
g; i call it a drug, rhymes with grug
by DiscordReject4 May 24, 2025
Get the i call it a rugmug. by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Call Me River Titi, caUll mUe riVer tiUti, calL mE riveR titI<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A term used to refer to the leader of Taiwan Area without implying that Republic of China is a legitimate sovereign entity.
In the leadership elections in the Taiwan Area, Tsai Ing-wen was chosen to serve as the so-called President of the Republic of China
by ShanghaiBrian July 8, 2020
Get the so-called presidentmug. 
Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.
by mynameisbetter August 13, 2021
Get the Call of Dutymug.