chocolate chip muffin

The act of having jesus in your mouth while infested a solid substance (chocolate chip muffin)

Leah: "Is that a chocolate chip muffin?"
Thomas: "No, it's Jesus in your mouth.....no homo"

by BadaBadaBingBangBang October 21, 2011

Taking a Bath in Chocolate

to literally fill a tub with chocolate and sit in it. The chocolate actually works as a great shaving gel. Note:it is unsanitary to eat the chocolate

taking a bath in chocolate:
billy:what is your wildest sexual fantasy?
marsha:having sex with you in a large tub of chocolate
billy:ooh that got my jimmy hard just thinking about it

by butt crack billy May 21, 2006

chocolate marsmallow pizza

Chocolate shaped like a pizza filled with marshmallows and topped with icecream.

I ate a chocolate marshmallow pizza the other day.

by Saiki May 13, 2005

chocolate brownie a la mode

This is a sexual act in which one jizzes onto the body of an indian woman. The aftermath looks like a warm chocolate brownie topped with melting vanilla ice cream

Your Honor, there's no way she got knocked up by my jizz, for I distinctly remember doing a chocolate brownie a la mode on that ho, placing my boys nowhere near the crime scene.

by Colin H. May 21, 2006

punching a hole in the chocolate bar

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."

guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.

by strangefetishes November 15, 2013

Argentinian chocolate brownie

The sexual act while during a foursome one male demands a rim job. During said rim job he proceeds to shit on the giver that isn't his spouse. His spouse then rubs the feces all over herself while moaning .

My wife couldn't stop puking after she got the Argentinian chocolate brownie.

by weasel man December 8, 2017

Chocolate Chunk Waterfall

The aftermath of anal sex when the recipient has diarrhea

Man sally hit me with the Chocolate Chunk Waterfall last night.

by RushJ October 7, 2007