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plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
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Blow Cabbage

A Druggie SlangTerm for the consumption ritual of the drug commonly known as “Meth/Ice” used by smoke/ inhalation etc. Specifically, “To Blow or Blowing Cabbage”, must be are the highly intense feelings & effects when and are under the influence of substance use known as Methamphetamine. The “Blow/Blowing” is the the powerful & massive cloudy form of smoke exhaled out of both the nose and mouth in a tremendous & euphorically manner resembling that of a fictitious ability of a Fire-Breathing Dragon from folklore etc. The part “Cabbage” is described coming from a typical user is that “perfect” meth trip type of high that’s a lot similar to one’s first time use of the drug. These serious & potential side-effects come almost if not immediately right after their first beginning toke, puff, drag, hit or rip.

Thus hence’s another term, “Cabbage, Brain Damage.”
I'm shaded with the few whom I usually blow cabbage with
by Killotreyballa November 20, 2023
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mexican blow fish

Last night we heard Mary sucked David's dick

also known as Mexican blow fish
by user 453722 May 19, 2017
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Low Blow

“Did you check out Clarisse last night? She gave me a low blow”
“The midget?”
by Holden-dix January 22, 2024
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nut and blow

When a man ejaculates in your mouth and then you use his cum to make a spitball and blow it back at him.
Man I have a wicked welt on my forehead after that nut and blow last night
by AlexisNoel April 14, 2023
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To blow a fag

Lafe and Chris went out on the dock to blow a fag
by Kmf Lls April 9, 2025
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Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024
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