friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
by MemesAreCancer March 14, 2018
Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.
by Devveyovich June 03, 2016
"I just gave my girlfriend an ultimatum"
"why do you have a boner?"
"dude, its a power boner because of the power i hold over someone"
"why do you have a boner?"
"dude, its a power boner because of the power i hold over someone"
by Ian Porto June 04, 2022
Boner Behaviour is a not commonly used expression that is another way to communicate male horniness. The phrase is used for when people feel like communicating these things to other friends/family when trying to be extra.
by xidiotx January 24, 2024
by rock Stinson February 09, 2022
Guy1: I'm having a boner right now.
Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.
Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.
by YoMamaHasAids March 21, 2014
The feeling one gets when you feel a boner coming on in a crowded area, and become extremely shy and unable to speak.
by Word Master Slappyhands June 02, 2016