On the blower

An Australian term used to describe speaking on the telephone

Phone rings
Bloke answers and calls to wife
Bloke: "hey Sheila! Marge is on the blower"
Sheila: "comin' mate!"

by Staar Guitar May 2, 2014

blown face

A face of disbelief or shock, where someone points to their face and keeps a straight or distraught face.

Sam: I just got abducted by aliens.
Sean: *blown face*

by BlownFace October 3, 2007

Birthday Blowjob

When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.

I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!

by Novacaine86 May 4, 2010

colorado blowjob

while driving with shorts in a doorless jeep wrangler going west on a hot sunny day , one must put their leg out the door and let the crisp wind blow up into their shorts. this causes the fine colorado breeze to caress one's man satchel giving a pleasurable rocky mountain experience.

"hey jeff, i got a colorado blowjob from my jeep yesterday!"
"oh kareoka"

by Beefy McSctruggenoff May 26, 2010

emo blows

1. A synonmyous variation of "emo sucks," which is an indisputable fact because emo is a false musical/fashion genre with absolutely nothing new to offer other than its own bland hodge-poge rip off of other, genuine musical subcultures, false negativity, and pride in looking like all other emo clones.

2. When one sad emo boy sucks the sad, limp penis of another emo clone.

3. A pathetic "girl punch" and/or "sissy slap" thrown at anyone in the vacinity of an emo clone whom is in the midst of a contrived tantrum.

1. I had a mystical vision, wherein the ultimate truth was revealed to me and inscribed in stone it said: "emo blows!"

2. I caught sad Sammy and homo Hank giving each other emo blows under the bleachers at the Sadie Hawkins dance.

3. That emo kid over there just unleased a flurry of emo blows and even though he connected, nobody felt a thing but amused pity.

by Marcus Solomon November 13, 2007

blowin me

to get pissed off

your blowin me!

by cee cee October 4, 2003

Birthday Blowjob

In the US it is customary for a woman to discontinue the practice of fellatio upon wedlock. The birthday blowjob is the exception to the rule and the only real legitimate source of head a married man is entitled to.

Guess what today is? I'll answer for you since your mouth is full... that's right it's MY BIRTHDAY BLOWJOB DAY!!!!

by ThePooch November 27, 2011