Have a banana

When the person eats a banana, they lie on their front undressed at the beach between the sand and the water.

*two people playing volleyball at the beach*
Mom: Have a banana.
*two people undressed lying on their fronts eating bananas*

by MrDogeIndoraptor November 02, 2022

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Banana Rug

Banana rug is a spiritual device to find out who lives in your walls

GOLLY GOODNESS ME! I NEED TO USE MY BANANA RUG TO FIND OUT WHO IN MY WALLS
OH LOOK I FOUND IT

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＼＼ Λ＿Λ

＼( 'ㅅ' )

> ⌒ヽ

/ へ＼

/ / ＼＼

ﾚノヽつ

/ /

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( (ヽ

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| 丿＼ ⌒)

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⊂ヽ

by ratitouis March 20, 2020

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Chocolate banana mudslide

When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere

Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.

by Sydw33d February 09, 2023

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Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

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