rim-turd

1. An instance where your roommate’s turd exits the anus in such a way that it curls around the inner-rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.

2. An annoying person who won’t go away.

*See also*- Porno “rim-turding”(verb)
The act of an obnoxiously short penis not fully penetrating the anus resulting in a very pissy and irate reaction from the recipient. Also known as “hanging out around the rim” or “heavy hoopin’”.

1. “How is that possible?” The turd is curled around the inner-rim of the bowl and won’t flush.”
“Hmm. Must’ve been a rim-turd.”

2. “Go away! You’re such a rim-turd!”

** “What’s the matter?”
“My boyfriend rim-turded me all night. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”

by Rim-turd January 10, 2026

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Hill-Turd

when you make a turd on a hill

“i need to turd”
“but we’re on a hill”
“i need to hill-turd then”

by nmbr1boweater January 12, 2026

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turducken • Turdulence • Turduckin • turdus • turdunken • turduckening • turdum • Turdunkin • turdur • turducka

last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

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Newton's Turd

The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.

Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "

Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it

Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems

by AmboNec September 21, 2013

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