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Chris Beaman

When you beat women, or lacerate your girlfriends kidney, or when your mom gets a restraining order against you.
When a woman gets beat by a man, she just got the Chris Beaman
by Goaty mcgoat boy May 12, 2022
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Chris Simmons

Very talented British actor hailing from Gravesend, Kent. Mostly known for his role as DC Mickey Webb in ITV cop drama "The Bill".
Chris Simmons is amazingly versatile as an actor, strongest performance to date is probably his sensitive portrayal of a male rape victim in 2003 although his acting is consistantly realistic and believable .

www.thebill.com
by Thatkliqkid December 31, 2009
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Chris-c(g)o

The art of stirring the pot with a bunch of Chief’s, then vanishing into your newly renovated room for no one to see you leave.
Hanging out in the mess, having a good time, Todd comes out and creates dumpster fires that even a seasoned firefighter could put out. Amongst the chaos of all hands on deck, the water tender yells , “Where’d Chris-c(G)o?!
by Redmouse69 February 22, 2019
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It’s Illegal to be mean to chris

Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin
Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch

Chris~ *Dials 911*

Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”
by Chris..:::: February 28, 2021
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Chris drunk

When you change your race to Native American and get blacked out drunk. This also results in kicking walls and anything that is bolted to the ground.
Bro, I just downed this 26... I'm gonna get Chris drunk tonight!
by Cescoto March 27, 2015
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Chris

Is either the best person to rely on or the most annoying person to rely on. But the only exception is that you can't hate them because you rely on them and they did nothing wrong.
Dammit, Chris ain't here today. Oh thank goodness, Chris is here. Chris is intimating.
by Mary chen November 23, 2021
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chris rocked

when you get slapped so hard that you are stunted usually after making a j.i. jane joke
by Xx__that_gay_guy__xX March 31, 2022
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