Stirring the mayo jar
Stirring the mayo jar by Elysian893 November 24, 2010
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The Mighty Joe Young
The act of fucking a girl doggy style, shitting in your hand and slapping the bitches back with the shit. You may also fuck her anally and use the bitch's shit to preform this maneuver.
Another version of this act can also be preformed while making loud monkey noises which will only make the Mighty Joe Young better.
Another version of this act can also be preformed while making loud monkey noises which will only make the Mighty Joe Young better.
The Mighty Joe Young by Paul Keith March 2, 2007
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The Slim Jim
When you give a girl anal for so long your dick turns brown and you have her suck the shit off of your dick like she was eating a slim jim
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The Slim Jim by A-town stay down November 7, 2007
the funk junk
A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!
the funk junk by josh January 14, 2005
The butt joke
Steve: "Look like you could use some captain in you"
Ryan: (Pause)
Steve: "And I'll be the captian"
Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"
Ryan: (Pause)
Steve: "And I'll be the captian"
Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"
The butt joke by guitarguy07 November 4, 2008
The Dad Jean
A phenomenon in which all dads wear there same acid wash jeans from the 80's-early 00's. No mothers wear the mom jean anymore, they only wear sweatpants, hence the dad jean. All jeans must all be must be atleast 5 years old.
Person 1 (Talking to her husband/boyfriend): Honey, you have to get some new jeans, they're looking pretty worn!
Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!
Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!
Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
The Dad Jean by ThroughtheLookingGlasses May 27, 2011
The Urban Jedi
When one man takes a toy lightsaber and shoves it in to an other mans anus, and vice versa. then afterwards they pull out the light saber and sword fight.
The Urban Jedi by Fisterresrtstrstrstrstrst January 2, 2012