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TP special

Hi Asia
Why'd you have to Google the TP special if you knew ball
by Stinkdink December 16, 2025
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Dos Special

Where a man receives oral sex from two women & ejaculate on both of their faces
Both ladies were beautiful enough to get a Dos Special.
by Stoney Samone December 17, 2025
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Des Moines Special

The act of defacating in a girls ear and using your penis to shove the poop feces into the girls brain with the poop acting as icecream and then nutting in her mouth with the semen acting as the fudge therefore creating a Des Moines Special
Ohh man last night I gave Tom’s mom a Des Moines special she loved it so much that I’m coming back tommorw to give her round 2!
by A1aric December 30, 2025
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The Degiso Special

When you force your defacation down someone’s esophagus to the point of morbid obesity
That guy gave her the Degiso Special
by Fartballs205 January 6, 2026
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Zarelli Special

when one ejaculates into a water balloon, lets it marinate for 30 days and then throws it at their significant other
Person 1: I have the best prank idea for my girlfriend
Person 2: what do you have in mind?
Person 1: I brought some water balloons for the Zarelli special
by cumbum67 January 7, 2026
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Crafty Cumberbatch Special

When someone is lowered in a VAT of tartar sauce butt naked and then covered in seasonings. After drying for 30 minutes, you and some others lick the participant clean (including genitalia). Finally, you circlejerk eachother and finish all over the participants and leave him to clean himself up. This is typically done while wearing expensive fancy clothing.
I really enjoyed last night's Crafty Cumberbatch Special
by Arlibarli January 7, 2026
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When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.
That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.
by ChaseA January 8, 2026
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