taco shits

to take an explosive shit all over your bathroom walls courtesy of taco bell.

keli had a wicked case of the taco shits!

by Luis Perez October 11, 2004

shit ass

a cure-all term for anything onboard a navy submarine

"hey we got to go fix that shit ass, before we go to lunch."

by n.u.b. July 14, 2004

shit a brick

Term used to describe a situation where someone became so overcome with a feeling that they not only lost control of their bowels, they did so on a magnificant scale and let a square unit drop down. See brick it.

He thought it was funny, so I put an AK in his face and he shit a brick.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

mega-shit

A GIGANTIC (Yah, i mean massive, like longer than the f**king toilet bowl) piece of shit. Usually refers to a log, but can also refer to diarhea when its all clumped together into a big pile. Yes i did say that to put a disgusting image in your head.

Johnny: Oh man, i had to hold this in all day.
Franky: I wouldn't go in there. Jimmy just had a mega-shit in one of the urinals...well, TWO of the urinals.

by Crapmaster Mattis November 24, 2005

shits and gigs

when you do something stupid for fun

e.g. banging a girl then ghosting once she’s pregnant

josh: ‘hey let’s eat horse shit’
tyler: ‘for the shits and gigs of course’

by gabe itch69 October 18, 2019

shit goose

when playing an online multi-player first person shooting game like Halo 3, the "shit goose" player often looks around the map frantically as if he/she is about to pull off the most amazing kill ever seen. The "shit goose" is often seen being a try hard, and usually failing at anything admirable. Then is called a no-life BK, or bad kid,or randy,or garbage BR, or random loser, or randy johnson.

Player 1 "oh my god, look at that BAD KID over there, being a total SHIT GOOSE"
Player 2 "oh yeah, thats just 481. He's always shit goosin' it"
Player 1 "WoOoOOoOoOW!!! what a try hard SHIT GOOSE"
Player 2 "Yeah, thats 481 for ya, SHIT GOOSE champion of the world"

by BK Randyy May 12, 2010

spicy shit

When your asshole nearly lights on fire while taking a dump the day after you make the wonderful decision of eating too many hot wings. The punishment is like no other.

"Hey Erica, want to go to wing night?" "Sure John sounds good." Being the tough guy I think I am I say "Im going to get 32 blazin ones." A day later....."holy fire in my ass that was a spicy shit I'm never doing that again"

by ButRichard September 13, 2013