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wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
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Slick meat sandwich

Another term for a blow job. The blower’s hand curves to make the “bread” and the blowee’s penis becomes the “meat.”
Ashley: What are you having for lunch today?
Marin: I’m meeting Blake and I’m gonna have a slick meat sandwich!”
by prettykitty1 March 22, 2022
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semi-sandwich

half of a sandwich. semi-sandwiches are usually made by cutting the bread in half, then putting in the other stuff.
person1: I'm hungry but I don't think I could finish a whole sandwich. person2: You should just have a semi-sandwich.
by Jarvis123 August 24, 2009
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The Platt Sandwich

When you lather your moob with Nutella and interlock with your girlfriend during sex
You know I had to hit her with the “Platt Sandwich”

The Platt Sandwich has been passed down for generations until this moment, where it can be exposed to the world as a revolutionary sexual technique.
by hogert fargum September 21, 2025
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Sandwich with nacho

Charlie: I had the best nap with my gf
Jack: did you do the Sandwich with nacho?!
Charlie:Yh it was amazing
by Pls accept December 22, 2020
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Timothy Sandwich

When you take a nerd nigga and put him between two big titty bad bitches, and let two BBC's go to town on them with the nerd in the middle. The Timothy sandwich is frequently accompanied by condiments such as Ketchup, Mustard, Relish, or Polynesian Sauce, and sometimes Wingstop Lemon Pepper Wings added to the mix to create a nice meal
Michael : Hey man where/s Dequan and Tyrese?
John : They're making a Timothy Sandwich with two bad bitches and that nigga nerd Timothy
by BestBuyGamesReal December 12, 2024
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Tactical Sandwich

The emergency sandwich (usually containing cheese and ham) or kebab that is consumed towards the end of a party/night out.

It always tastes better than any other food.

Cannot be consumed when sober.
Girl 1: "I'm SO hungry!"
Girl 2: "I think the time has come for a..."
Both: "TACTICAL SANDWICH!!"
by tacticalboo January 4, 2011
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