poo

there are many different definitions of it, such as

slip slide: poo that goes out of your ass very easily, sometimes no wiping needed
itchy stichy: poo that goes out of your ass and it is very itchy, sometimes burning itchy (always dosent need wipe)
waterhose: brown water that requires years to finish wiping
pellets: little small pellet things that also requires years to finish wiping, sometimes itchy
volcanus (no pun intended): poo that shoots out of your ass and burns, when you finish wiping your stomach hurts
corn ass: poo that has corn in it from last nights bbq
hurter: poo that hurts to come out
double trouble: pee and poo at the same time

bob: damn i just got a volcanus (volcano poo)
lily: i got a corn ass (corn in poo)
johnny: damn yall i feel bad for you i just got a slip slide (poo that comes out of ass very easily)
jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH (he got hurter, double trouble and volcanus, ykwim)

by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024

Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.

When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

poo

a liquid that comes out your bum from eating food

i need to poo

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

poo poo fard

A massive shit that hurt your ass.

I just poo poo farded.

by Infrared August 30, 2022

pee pee poo poo

this is what i eat for breakfast

mmmmmmmmm pee pee poo poo

by Koolsih.spud January 6, 2022

Poo

Poo is a brownish food used for a delicacy (Extra poo-poo taste), which is boiled poo with salt and occasionally pepper. There has been a rumour that this delicacy brings health and sometimes even cure cancer. Poo can be fried, boiled, dried, and mixed with a variety of substances.

This poo is so tasty!

This sandwich is almost as good as poo!

by Frisk the frisky frisk August 18, 2025

Team Poo

When two or more persons publicly defecate at the same time. Team poo’s usually occur in a public setting while drunk.

Dude, I have to poo!" -Friend 1

"So do I!" -Friend 2

*looks at each other*

"TEAM POO" -Friends 1 and 2

by YurhIssaMe June 11, 2022