an awkard amount of money

An amount of money that at face value is significant and helpful, but doesn't come close to what is necessary for your needs and obligations.

I won $50,000 in the lottery! An awkard amount of money. It's like $32,000 after taxes. I have like $200,000 in student debt and my annual overhead is $100,000 and I owe $40,000 on my car. I can't really do anything with this money. It's a lot, but it doesn't really help in my day to day lifestyle and doesn't make much of a dent in my debts.

by Tubby Crockett November 15, 2021

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Money Quote(Penny)

If you can master the Penny, You can master the dollar

Yo bro, what's that on quote
The Money quote(penny)
Yea
If you can master the penny, you can master the dollar

by Ms.Teehee January 24, 2024

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Halasana money shot

It is when you have sex with your partner in the "pile driver" AKA Halasana yoga pose. When it is time for the man to cum, he pulls out and shoots his cum down onto the woman and straight down onto her face.

My girlfriend loves her yoga positions. There was a time when I had her in the Halasana position, and when I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out from her pussy and shot my load down onto her inverted body and face. I looked down at her inverted body, her pussy up in the air with her legs spread wide, and her face totally covered with my cum. She smiled and stated "I love that position, and now with all the hot cum, it was the perfect Halasana money shot".

by whtronin February 16, 2018

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