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BLACK JESUS

Black Jesus is SAVAG3D3VIL'S true identity he is a deity from another plane of existence he knows no bounds and he has the power to walk on water, talk to animals, and the most well know of his abilities the power to turn water into grape soda
by SAVAG3D3VIL July 18, 2021
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Jumping for Jesus

The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.
The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus
by anonymous July 19, 2021
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Jesus

Malia is literally jesus, have u seen her?
by g spot 6957 July 25, 2021
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Jesus Bomb

Dropping a Eucharist into wine and downing the whole thing.
Jesus died so that we could take Jesus bombs.
by Pizza_king_jc July 30, 2021
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jesus

person 1: Ayo say Jesus but without the J and the E

Person 2: S U S 🗿
by whatislife13383822 July 30, 2021
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Jesus

My favourite characters include, Harry Potter, The Easter Bunny, Santa, and Jesus.
by tAll pOppy sYndrome July 31, 2021
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Jesus

Ronnie asked “who even is Jesus?”

Our lord and saviour you sinner
by Kdiz August 16, 2021
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