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Sinnott's Law

A law which dictates that "Places Which Can Sell A Keychain Will Sell A Keychain"
Ah, a keychain for the Eiffel Tower, guess that's just Sinnott's Law
by Rhsjhxjand November 13, 2023
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Brother-In-Law Zone

When you want to date a girl, but she gives you permission to date her sister instead.
Bro Shannon totally put me in the brother-in-law zone, that's the second girl this year who's put me in the BILZ
by Bill1997 November 13, 2023
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Tomassi's Law

"Never attribute to ignorance that which can more easily be attributed to grift." - Rollo Tomassi
"How does this person sound so dumb?"

"Probably just grifting off an ideology. Tomassi's Law in action."
by loudest12man November 14, 2023
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Soap’s Law

NO LOVERS ALLOWED!!!
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.

Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
(In the middle of planning a social event)
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that
by FlowerDude November 17, 2023
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warmongler law

The Warmongler Law mandates proportional consequences for warmongers bugs, like throwing individuals at walls. For each documented act of harm, a corresponding Reciprocal Bug is enforced, mirroring the original harm's nature and severity. The law prioritizes fairness, proportionality, and the principle of reciprocity in addressing warmonger-induced harm.
Warmonger threw me into a wall and I got stuck in his totem, but the next time he threw me I went through the wall and was saved. Thank goodness for warmongler law
by warmongler December 21, 2023
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warmongler law

The Warmongler Law mandates proportional consequences for warmongers bugs, like throwing individuals at walls. For each documented act of harm, a corresponding Reciprocal Bug is enforced, mirroring the original harm's nature and severity. The law prioritizes fairness, proportionality, and the principle of reciprocity in addressing warmonger-induced harm.
Warmonger threw me into a wall and I got stuck in his totem, but the next time he threw me I went through the wall and was saved. Thank goodness for warmongler law
by warmongler December 21, 2023
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segals law

Segal's law is an adage that states: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
by zkrcast December 24, 2023
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