Fifth law of physics

Like inertia, but it means cuteness instead. Refers to big chungus and other such things

You are the fifth law of physics

*shits aggressively*

by Chungus farting in your mother June 19, 2021

grandnibling-in-law

1- Grandnibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's grandnibling.

grandnibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

step-co-sister-in-law

Spouse's stepsibling's wife.

step-co-sister-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

stepgrandnephew-in-law

1- Stepgrandnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepgrandnephew.

stepgrandnephew-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Posie's Law

The law of one eating bagels to make their butt bigger

“How is your booty so big?” “I followed Posie's Law.”

by wimmie_g May 8, 2023

cousin-in-law

First cousin's spouse or spouse's first cousin.

My cousin-in-law is a educated person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Murphy's Law of Attentiveness

Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P

I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023